Geezumcrow

The World Is Getting Stranger By the Second...

2008-04-20T15:56:00.000-07:00

The world is getting stranger, by the second. And here is the proof!

Strange New Products

Strange Gravestones

Strange Hats (of Heads of Nations)

Strange Maps

Strange Live Science

See What I mean?

All Your Meme Are Belong To Us

2008-01-03T05:58:00.000-08:00

Cambridge MA will be the gathering place of some really strange meme people in April of 2008. Called the ROFLCon, it plans to gather all the mem people into one room, and then they aren't sure what they will do. Mebbe give out some awards?

It makes me want to cry. I had never seen Raptor Jesus, goatse, or Pedobear.

I have now. It makes me want to cry (again).

All your meme are belong to us.

J

Cricket Population Increases in New Hampshire

2008-01-03T05:19:00.000-08:00

One of New Hampshire's newest businesses is based on a tiny insect--crickets. Crazy Carl's in Franklin, New Hampshire is hoping his idea will take off.

All I can say is jimminy crickets!

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Comments on the Real World

2007-12-22T16:45:00.000-08:00

It's hard to know what is REAL anymore. The big news, at least among bloggers, in the past day or so are trivial.

For example.... reportedly naked photographs of a woman named Laure Manaudou, who is only known in France, or to Olympic swimming enthusiasts, was "leaked to the Internet." Some say don't bother to go looking for them, as the several web sites who originally published them have since withdrawn them.

Knitting is one of the most frequently searched for terms.... which conjures up images of grannies in their rocking chairs. People.. if you don't have it made by now, it ain't gonna be done by Christmas. Get them a gift certificate.

Do I dare type it? Wrong Paul eeerr RON Paul. I swear someone has paid off millions of bloggers to use this guy's name in vain.

Somehow I think the next three terms go together, but I haven't figured out how.
noelia massage red yes

Okay, I'm done.

How Do You Elf Yourself?

2007-11-30T06:37:00.000-08:00

-Elf Yourself-

-Scrooge Yourself-

Scariest Halloween Ever!

2007-10-31T17:02:00.001-07:00

Click on "Click or Treat" to see the entire video.

Pot Grower Missing Brain Cells?

2007-10-05T07:36:00.000-07:00

Who would have thought that growing marijuana plants along Interstate 89 in Concord New Hampshire would have resulted in arrest.

Obviously one guy! :D

George Bush's Twin, Separated At Birth

2007-09-19T15:19:00.001-07:00

You will be amazed!

Click here.

Token Posts

2007-09-11T16:22:00.001-07:00

Due to Technorati's seriously screwed up method of determining "authority," I am obliged to add a post dedicated to friend's blog links.

Cow Hampshire

Better Living Through Chemistry

If you want to be added here, let me know.

J

New Hampshire Seems Like North Pole?

2007-08-18T09:39:00.000-07:00

Does "sleet, rime ice, 72 mile per hour wind gusts and temperatures hovering around freezing" sound more like the North Pole than New Hampshire in August?

Not at the top of the very unpredictable Mt. Washington..... It is bad enough to close a road race.

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Hooksett NH Reinstates Colonial Punishment

2007-07-31T05:55:00.000-07:00

Well, almost. Instead of branking them, they fired them for gossiping. DOH!

In reality more men confess to gossip than women do.

How Gossip Works

Opinion Only

Paris Hilton - Cousins Are Criminals - Reason for Prison?

2007-06-28T11:19:00.000-07:00

I've heard it rumored that Paris Hilton has cousins who were serious criminals.

Does this have any bearing on her current circumstances?

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A Donnybrook in New Hampshire?

2007-06-11T18:27:00.001-07:00

Is New Hampshire legislators planning a donnybrook in New Hampshire over the proposed seat belt laws? Get your fists up!

Maine Lobster Move Over -- Mexican is #1

2007-05-06T17:56:00.000-07:00

Mexican Lobster has done something better than Maine lobster....

It's older!

J

3 D's of Survival in New Hampshire

2007-04-30T16:15:00.000-07:00

Don't go outside, Don't stand still, and Don't scratch---Why?

Also watch out for mother nature's speed bumps!

Everything You Didn't Want to Know About Outhouses

2007-03-13T20:22:00.000-07:00

No kidding... NH has a privy history?

New Hampshire's Bling Bling Ring Fling

2007-02-15T10:20:00.000-08:00

I read an article today about a housepainter in Hollis NH who apparently stole a ring, worth about $7,000. He must have been a few sandwiches short of a picnic, because he thought swallowing the ring at the police station was a good idea.

Well, he was taken to a local hospital, and it was decided a medical necessity to perform surgery to get the ring out. It's a good guess that the surgery probably cost $30,000 or more....

And so, I want to know who pays for the surgery?

Also see Red Orbit and Nashua Telegraph articles.

J

New Hampshire Trying to Save Barbers

2007-02-11T19:19:00.000-08:00

In the usually sane and practical State of New Hampshire, barbers have had rough times. In the 1980s, some idiot decided that barbers need to know coloring, curling and styling techniques...

With the presence of barbers dwinding in the state, lawmakers are trying to remedy the situation.

Read more.

Okay... so what is really behind this?

The current hair salons can easily take up the slack for the barbers... it must be a nostalgic guy thing.

Deer Antler Attack

2006-12-19T16:20:00.000-08:00

A Florida man attacked another with deer antlers, during a "road rage" incident.

A Hirewire Moose

2006-12-19T14:50:00.000-08:00

According to Snopes, during the year 2004 a moose became entangled in power lines that were under construction.

The cables were raised, which in turn hoisted the moose 50 feet in the air. Learn about his fate and see a photograph.

The Blind Driving the Blind

2006-12-08T16:58:00.000-08:00

In Chicago, blind students are required to pass Driver's Ed in order to graduate...

Really....

Bush Poop

2006-12-08T16:47:00.000-08:00

I know its old news, but the poop scoop at Rotten.com has to do with malicious placement of miniature toothpick flag portraits of U.S. President George W Bush into piles of dog shit.

J

Deadly Physics

2006-11-24T08:46:00.000-08:00

Well, really "Something Awful Physics."

Definitely amusing. Thanks UTube.

Ig Nobel Broadcast Today

2006-11-24T08:41:00.000-08:00

Don't miss the annual Ig Nobel broadcast today. No lines.

J

NH officer shot by man whose life he helped save....

2006-10-20T07:37:00.000-07:00

Police officer Michael Briggs of Manchester NH who was allegedly shot to death recently by Michael Addison, helped save Addison's life in 2003.

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Are New Hampshire's Light Bulb's Really Free?

2006-10-05T08:27:00.000-07:00

I read a report where the New Hampshite State house is replacing all of its lightbulbs with special "energy-efficient compact fluorescent lights."

This will supposedly save the state thousands of dollars. And on top of that a Colorado company is providing them free.

Um, geezum crow... nothing is free... you gotta wonder what kind of deal is being cut with the Colorado company as a result.

~me~

Deluge in New Hampshire

2006-10-05T08:26:00.001-07:00

State predicts more than 560,000 foliage tourists this weekend.

Geezum Crow, can they really fit that many more people in New Hampshire?

~me~

What is Geezum Crow?

2006-10-05T08:19:00.000-07:00

Geezum Crow is an expression I commonly use instead of WTF.

I'll be posting articles on topics I usually get riled up about, or news articles that I read and I thought, WTF!

~me~